Kunci Gitar Half Man Half Biscuit - Excavating Rita

Bb                                      Dm
When I need you you’re only ever twenty-eight away with a tailwind
Eb               Ebm                  Bb
I’m on Shimano Ultegra now, ain’t you heard?
                                     Dm
Through the trauma Jemma Guntrip has failed as a friend
Eb            Ebm          Bb
Venezuela, Australia, then me.
F             G#           C#    F#       B         E
But when it’s too late for drunks and too early for milkmen
D                                G#
Give me the moonlight, give me a spade.
F#                          B                     C#
I’ve got soil on my fingers; I’ve got worms in my shoes,
F#                         B                   C#
The stench of death lingers when I lie next to you,
            F#
I’ve been allowed about an hour to comprehend
       B                         C#
That I simply can’t walk out the door
            F#                               B                    D
They’ve got rules by which I must abide; regulations to keep me secure.
Bb                                Dm
With a help chute and a carbon monoxide alarm
Eb                      Ebm           Bb
We would still have our Thursday afternoons
                             Dm
Consolation in the form of a halogen lamp
Eb           Ebm                 Bb
Dark was the night, cold was the ground.
F               G#         C#  F#       B             E
When you’ve got nothing to lose you get worms in your shoes
D                  E              G#
You get the subterranean lovesick blues.
F#                        C#  B                    F#
I’m still your number one fan; I’m your Betterware man
                          C#  B                    F#
I’m still your number one fan; I’m your Betterware man
                          C#  B                    D    F#  D  F#
I’m still your number one fan; I’m your Betterware man.