Kunci Gitar Lisa Carver - Unhip Holly

G
She dressed all in black, smelled like cheap leather
But it stained up her back, so she switched to pleather
D
But that didn't take kindly to the lotion on her skin
She rubs it every night to get her that fake tan
              Am         C            D
And now she's swathed in calamine and cotton
            G
Unhip Holly

G
She tried sniffin blow, it broke her out in hives
Tried smokin pot, but it dried the whites of her eyes
D
Crack made her cranky smack made her sleepy
Crank made her wanky, and wank made her weepy
          Am C         D
She wants so bad to be bad
            G
Unhip Holly

CHORUS
              C
She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
     G                                               D           
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
         Am         C
Yes it's hard to be
            G
Unhip Holly

G
She maxed out her plastic on designer jeans and Gucci
She loves meat in threes, but now she's choking down sushi
D
And the hip crowds all wearing, Salvation Army jeans
And the cool joint in town is serving potted meat and beans
      Am    C       D
She's so 15 minutes ago
                  G
She's unhip Holly

G
She pierced her left eyebrow, thought it'd make her feel better
But it ripped out the first night, when she pulled off her sweater
D
She thought I cant go wrong with a blue dragon tattoo
But the artist dropped some acid now her buttocks both say boo
         Am  C         D
She wants so bad to be cool
                  G
She's unhip Holly

CHORUS
              C
She says your cool as a cucumber or straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
     G                                               D           
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
         Am         C
Yes it's hard to be
            G
Unhip Holly

G
Now a few years of therapy And I...I mean she can smile at the truth
She's the happiest dweeb on them streets of Deleuth
D
And she found her some meaning when she bought a boutique
And now she's counting her blessings at the sheik to be geek
          Am           C          D
And she's happy in her pale vegan skin
            G
Unhip Holly

CHORUS
              C
She says your cool as a cucumber or Straight as an arrow
Your bad to the bone or else your lame to the marrow
     G                                               D           
Your all Woody Allen Or your all Mia Farrow ain't no in between
         Am         C
Yes it's hard to be
            G
Unhip Holly
         D
Yes it's cool to me
        Am
And I'm proud to be
           G
Unhip Holly