Kunci Gitar Molly Lewis - I Pity The Fool

Verse 1:

C         Am             F6                 G6
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C             Am                   F6                                Fdim
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C          Am                  F6             Fdim
And sexist tabloid culture and brangelina and paparazzi
C        Am              F6              G6
And proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis


Chorus 1:

G6-F#6-F6            Fdim                 C*          C7
Buuuut anymore these things don't seem to bother me
     F6              Fdim             C*     C7
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr. T
              F6                     Fdim               C*           B-A
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
      F                     G
and I pity the fool who disagrees.


C  Am   F6   G6      x2


Verse 2:

C          Am                   F6                       G6
I disliked Gwen Stefani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
C                Am               F6                 Fdim
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
C          Am               F6                  Fdim
I disliked all the people I had to ride with on the commuter bus
C        Am                  F6                           G6
If Nancy Grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus


Chorus 2:

G6-F#6-F6           Fdim        C*          C7
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
      F6         Fdim         C*              C7
Since Mr. T told me how to forgive them all
                F6                      Fdim                     C*            B-A
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
      F                        G
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme


*Kazoo Solo*
(Same as a verse)


Verse 3:

C         Am                F6                   G6
He said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C        Am                        F6                  Fdim
I said T please don't go he said, “hold it kid, you're old and you're in college”
C                Am                    F6                    Fdim
He said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C          Am                                                     G6
Go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you


Chorus 3:

G6-F#6-F6                Fdim                C*          C7
You go watch as Bob Ross paints himself some happy trees
          F6            Fdim        C*           C7
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
       F6                         Fdim                  C*                         B-A
And he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, on that thing from the never-ending story,
      F                           G
And I pity the fool who mess with T.