Kunci Gitar Tom Lehrer - Smut

March

Eb6   Ebm                      Bb   C7                    Cm7
Smut! Give me Smut and nothing but! A dirty novel I can't shut,
           F7          Bb6   Bdim   F7    Bb7
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
Eb                   Bb7
I've never quibbled, if it was ribald,
                       Eb
I would de-vour, where others merely nibbled,
       G7                                Cm
As the judge remarked the day that he ac-quitted my Aunt Hortense,
      F7                            Bb7             
To be smut, it must be utterly with-out redeeming social importense.
Eb6   Ebm                    Bb
Por - nographic pictures I a-dore.
C7                    Cm7
Indecent magazines ga-lore,
            D7                    Gm     Bb7
I like them more, If they're hard-core!
Eb                                     E        F                   F#
(Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers,
G             Ab            A         Bb  Bb7
Stained glass windows, tatoos, anything!  More, More, I'm still not satisfied.

      Eb                   Bb7                                        Eb
(Sung)Stories of tortures, used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and vile.
Bb7     Eb      Bb7     Eb     Bb7    Eb                    Bb7
Make me smile.                        Novels that pander to my taste for can-dor,
                     Eb                      Bb7             Eb
give me a pleasure sublime.  (spoken): Let's face it, I love slime.

Eb7        Ab
(Sung):All books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
    Eb                                               C7
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-holder.
Fm                     Db
When correctly viewed, Everything is lewd.
                  F7                                      Bb7
(Spoken): I could tell you things about Peter Pan and the wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!

  Eb6   Ebm                      Bb   C7                      Cm7
I thrill to any book like Fannie Hill. And I suppose I always will.
F7                         Bb6   Bdim   F7    Bb7
If it is swill, and really fil   -      thy.
Eb                      Bb7
Who needs a hobby, like tennis or philately?
                      Eb
I've got a hobby: re-reading Lady CHatterly.
    G7                                  Cm                           F7  
But now they're trying to take it all a-way from us unless we take a stand,
                              Bb7
and hand in hand we fight for freedom of the press, In other words,
Eb6     Ebm                         Bb   C7                          Cm7
Smut!      Like the adventures of a slut. Oh I'm a market they can't glut.
             F7                  Bb    Fm6         G7
I don't know what, compares with Smut. Hip Hip Hoo-ray!
                                        C7                         Ebm      Bb   F#7  G7   G37   A7   B7  Bb
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.