Kunci Gitar Weird Al Yankovic - Dare To Be Stupid

Verse 1:

E                                            G
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me it's time for us to join in the fight
     A                            C                     E
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys it's time to let the bedbugs bite
           E                                          G
You better put all your eggs in one basket you better count your chickens before they hatch
           A              C                           E
You better sell some wine before it's time you better find yourself an itch to scratch

Chorus 1:

E                          D                     E
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
           B                         D                   E  A  B  [riff 2]
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan   

Verse 2:

E                          G
Talk with your mouth full, bite the hand that feeds you
A                 C                              E          D  E
Bite on more than you can chew, what can you do? Dare to be stupid!
E                         G
Take some wooden nickles, look for Mr. Goodbar
A                                       C            E          D  E
Get your mojo working now I'll show you how! You can dare to be stupid!

Pre-Chorus 2:

A                      B                   
You can turn the other cheek, you can just give up the ship
A                                                  B  A  E
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip,   Dare to be stupid!
B   A       E                   B  A           E
Come on and dare to be stupid, it's so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
B   A       E             
We're all waiting for you, Let's go!

[play riff 1]

Chorus 2:

             E                                    G
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill so can I have a volunteer
        A                       C                          E
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk now it's time for crying in your beer
       E                                            G
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
    A                                 C                      E                    D  E
And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away, it's OK, you can dare to be stupid

Post-Chorus 2:

A                       B        A                   B                      
It's like spitting on a fish, it's like barking up a tree
A                                                         B   A   
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free, Dare to be stupid! (yes)
B   A         E
Why don't you, Dare to be stupid!
B    A             E
It's so easy to do, Dare to be stupid!
B     A                   E
We're all waiting for you, Dare to be stupid!

Verse 3:

E                G                   A   
Burn your candle at both ends look a gift horse in the mouth
C                                [riff 2]
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
E                                     G
You can be a coffee achiever, you can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
    A                      C                  E           D  E   E           D  E
The future's up to you, so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid, Dare to be stupid

Outro:

B          A     E
What did I say? Dare to be stupid!
          B          A     E
Tell me, what did I say? Dare to be stupid!
B          A     E
It's alright, Dare to be stupid!
          B          A     E
We can be stupid all night! Dare to be stupid!
        B          A     E
Come on, join the crowd, Dare to be stupid!
   B          A     E
Shout it out loud! Dare to be stupid!
 B          A     E
I can't hear you, Dare to be stupid!
    B          A     E
OK, I can hear you now, Dare to be stupid!
          B          A     E
Let's go, Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B          A     E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B          A     E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
B          A     E
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!